ARMORY BURGLURIZED, MILITARY GRADE WEAPONS STOLEN, "BUT IT'S NOT RELATED TO TERRORISM"

WAIT, WTF?

Dang it. Those keys have got to be around here....

DATELINE: WORCHESTER, MASS.

FBI confirms a burglary at an Army Reserve Armory Sunday November, 15th in which the perpetrators got away with "some weapons".  Apparently they inlcuded ten pistols, six m4's and oh yeah a variety of long guns.  Long guns? Like what? Like M60's, SAW's, Fully Automatic rifles?  Officials were quick to denounce any link to terrorism.  WHHHEEWWWW....I was starting to worry there.  

ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING ME?

What is this Mickey Mouse Shit! Where are the cameras?  Where is security?  This smells worse than those Karkashian Whore's underwears.