RUSSIA TO ALLOW CITIZENS TO CARRY FOR FIRST TIME

The world has turned topsy turvy indeed!

DATELINE: MOSCOW
IN AN UNPRECEDENTED MOVE LAST WEEK, RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN DECLARED THAT RUSSIAN CITIZENS WILL BE ALLOWED TO CARRY PISTOLS, REVOLVERS, SHOTGUNS AND RIFLES TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.  THIS HISTORIC MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE COMES AMID TERROR THREATS TO THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION.  
PUTIN QUOTED "YOU CAN GET A LOT MORE DONE WITH POLITENESS AND A WEAPON THAN JUST POLITENESS ALONE."